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matzQuewrote:
有一对男女正在吃晚餐
那个女生一直问那个男生:你爱不爱我?
男生看了女生一眼又继续吃晚餐
女生很生气又再问了一次:你爱不爱我?
男生终于说:爱
女生又问:那你要怎么证明?
忽然男生从口袋里拿了三十元出来,
且问女生:你有没有十元?
女生拿了十元给了男生..
男生就把四十元放在桌上
过了一会儿.....
女生很生气的问男生:你到底要不要证明你爱我啊
男生说我己经证明了啊!!!
      
      
      
      
四十摆在眼前!
July 7
呃......原来是你啊........
放假好无聊....好无聊....好无聊.....翻来覆去的好无聊.......
July 5
大头同学终于更新SPACE拉,恭喜恭喜。。。。觉得呢度改变了气息,中意你地的照片,更喜欢你们的感觉。。。我也买了台LOMO,咩时候同我影相啊?
July 4
哇~麳呢度夏天唔使開冷氣哇~~~
大笨象你都唔關心我嘎,我嗰MSN早就換佐嗰新嘎拉~
July 3
matzQuewrote:
    一架客机正在飞行中,忽然被一小股气流冲击,乘客们慌做一堆,以为世界末曰即将来临,一位年轻漂亮的姑娘站起身来,鼓足勇气向大家说:“各位男性乘客,你们谁能在我死之前让我尝试一下做女人的滋味?”
    话音刚落,他后座的一位男士站起来说:“我来!”说罢小伙子把T-shirt脱下来,露出健壮的肌肉,年轻的姑娘害羞而赞赏的望着这位英俊的男士,想象着他的下一步行动,只见那个小伙子把T-shirt扔给姑娘,命令似的说:“熨平了它!!”
July 2